[Meta] Can we not post about sex crimes in Florida Man?

This sub is a great place for wacky, only-in-Florida news and police reports. The best posts here are links to stories of absurd actions, criminal or not, that leave readers wondering what the heck happened.

I don't want to come here to read that Florida Man or Florida Woman slept with a minor, or assaulted someone, or whatever story that isn't absurd in nature. People are disgusting and do terrible things; the fact that someone does something disgusting in Florida does not make it appropriate for this sub. If there's a level of Florida-esque silliness to the crime, then go ahead and post, but I'm not here to read about 28 year olds getting arrested for impregnating 13 year olds.