[Meme Virus Friday] Primarchs TLDR

Lorgar: "Dad won't let me play how I want, these guys will."

Perturabo: "Dad gives me all the bad chores and never said thank you."

Angron: "Dad killed my friends."

Mortarion: "Dad killed the guy I wanted to and he's a tyrant too."

Magnus: "Dad said I couldn't play with my tools but I'm gonna!"

Horus: "Dad's doing something, doesn't tell me, these guys say he's doing X. Let's kill him."

Fulgrim. <fapping while looking into mirror>

Lionel Johnson: I'll let you have these toys to be on my team. "But dad grandad said not too" smack

Dorn: "Horus is traitor" smack, "I'm no traitor" smack, "no Rob I won't play I'm gonna take my toys over here to the iron cage."

Curze: "Told you so."

Roboute: "Dad's probably dead so here's my empire."

Ferrus: <raaaaaaaaage you can't play with him>

Corax: "I made a mistake and I'm not going to act rationally ever again."

Vulkan: <quietly does the chores everyone else is complaining about. Curze gets pissed about this and tries to break all of Vulkan's toys>

Khan: "What's that dad? I'm off playing on the far side of the neighbour's yard. Don't worry, I'll be home (just barely) in time for dinner."

Alpharius: "No, Dad! It was Omegon!"

Omegon: "No, Dad! It was Alpharius!"

---Emperor: "Stop playing that game! You're both grounded!"

Russ: <to all the other kids> "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself! Don't resist! Dad told me I could!"

Sanguinius: "Maybe if I do the best job I can, as best as I can, dad will like me. Also, Alexa: set appointment for blood work at the Apothecarion."