[relationship] No one is going to take me seriously. 17m

So if you're here, it's probably to laugh or gloat. Little about me: 6'5", 330lbs, I have a job, live in S.C., USA, and I'm sixteen. I'm not lucky with girls in any way shape or form, this is my furst(and probably last) attempt for love via social media. I'm Depressed, I started cutting recently, I'm not exactly handsome, I have extreme self esteem and motivation issues, and I am lazy. Pros of being with me: If you decide you like me, and get in a relationship with me, I'll never cheat on you. Ever. (probably because I've never had a relationship. Or first kiss. Oooor a life ) I'll also love you with undeniable love because I'm a hopeless romantic (look it up). I like some anime, I'm a Southern guy, I like pizza, I love rock, metal, country, electro, dubstep, and pop. I will NEVER hit a woman out of anger. (I might push you if we are playing though) I love to cuddle, at least I think so, and I'm not in it for sex. Tbh, idc. I want love. Sex comes way later. I like average girls, I'm not that picky though about body image, although it does play a part.

P.s. To those who are going to say you're young, go out and find someone, I have anxiety when it comes to girls. I find it hard to speak when around them.

P.s.s go ahead and laugh, I understand it's coming.