Crazy story.....

Someone just asked me for a dinner suggestion in the comments. If I were reading this right now, I'd be thinking "this is a set up." It isn't. Stick with this nutty story and you'll get to the dinner part.

A couple of months ago I posted a picture of me playing with myself in the closet. It exploded on Gonewild and I ended up with almost 2,000 messages that day. Lots of them were what you'd expect: "what's your Kik?" and "I'll fuck you if you're in my town."

I tried to keep up reading them and one caught my eye. A guy wrote that he had seen my post about being in a vegan restaurant and was developing a spice to add to vegetables. He also wrote that he was looking for a name and my post has inspired him. It was a funny name so I laughed and moved on.

I never thought about the message again until two weeks ago. The same guy messaged me and wrote that he was almost ready to start marketing his spice. He asked if he could send me a sample to try.

I got the spice in the mail yesterday and tonight I'm grilling cauliflower with his spice. There's your answer, commenter. Flop your dick out on the Internet, get a woman to name a spice after you and make some food with said spice. It's that easy.

Have a great weekend!!