[rant?] "No homo, but you're fucking perfect."

EDIT: I don't wanna sleep with this man, I just have a boy crush on him - and I mean boy crush like girl crush, not like the porn site.

Also, my husband and I, just like most gay men, aren't naive (or secretive) about our desires, so don't worry, fellas :)

Here's the backstory:

I work out.

I work out in a gym at work.

Dude seemingly has the exact same unimaginative gym schedule I have (MWF, first thing in the morning).

Dude generally rides the same bus I do to work (and back), but a couple stops down the line. A neighbor?

Dude is fucking perfect. Not trashy like a porn star or someone on the cover of Men's Health, but a nice, natty perfectly sculpted body and a refined immaculate face to go with it.

Dude is presumably a coworker of mine if he gets to work out at my work gym.

Dude is most likely straight, given... ya know, general demography.

I can't get him out of my mind. I stare at him the whole time when working out. He does these weird gimmicky workouts that don't look like they do anything - although they demonstrably worked out for him - while I mostly do traditional barbell and bodyweight stuff. Sometimes, I'll catch a glance of him changing in the locker room, and man is he hung. He also dresses well. I just can't get him out of my mind.

I fantasize about him when I jerk off (sometimes even when I have sex with my husband), I kinda see him as gym-inspiration (gymspo? jockspo?), and I am developing a made-up personality for him in my head where he's this friendly, cultured, hung chiseled straight athlete coworker of mine.

But what am I gonna do? I'm not gonna walk up to him and tell him that he should know I think he's Perfection? That I wanna be friends with him? That I want to know what his routine is or what his diet is? That's creepy... right? Am I crazy? How do I stop low-key obsessing over him?