This is for all of you newbies out there, still trying to decide whether you're a CA or not. This lifestyle is not fun.

This is probably the most supportive sub on Reddit. Don't get offended when you make your first post and you get a lot of people giving you shit. You can read the sidebar and we don't need your shitty introductions.

To all of you college students and high school students posting on here while the summer is happening, don't bitch about getting minor shakes from a small bender, don't bitch about being hungover (those hangovers don't exist anymore after drinking for a while), and please don't brag about how much you drank the night prior, or how you went full Ricky C, then fucked babe Ricky B's girlfriend.

We're going to give you shit for that. We're a family here and we try not to judge each other too harshly for the dumb shit they we do.

We're going to feel totally obligated to give you shit for the things that you do If you try boasting about it though. This is not a fun lifestyle at all and try thinking hard about it before you get too far down the rabbit hole.

Take care.

Love, Schlitzy