This happened today in whiterun market.

Inigo: Do you like having teeth?

Nazeem: Yes of course I do!

Inigo: Then don't talk to me or I'll make sure you loose them. (Something like this)

Nazeem: Alright now no need to get hasty. (Runs towards dragonsreach)

Inigo:Idiot.

I lold 5 mins straight.