It's after 11 guys! Where's our Saturday thread?

I've been up with TH since... I dunno... early. We've all been fed and washed, three loads of laundry out, bins washed (!), and now I'm off to work. How's your Saturday going?

Any epic tales of Friday night adventures? Any fun things happening today?

MrLozzy is performing comedic poetry at an open Mic night tonight so myself and TH are getting kicked out the house later so he can preen and practice!