Looking for a host/platform for an adult website

Hopefully you can offer some advice.

A quick word about my intended website. It is basically celebrity pictures I have complied over the years, and I have an extensive database ready to go of about 10,000 (ish) images.

I am an idiot when it comes to programming, but I know how do the bare basics such as placing scripts and chopping image sizes etc. I have been trying to monetise several websites on free blogging platforms, but none of them offer me the chance to do SEO, and those that do either do not allow custom domains or adult advertising.

So here's what I am looking for:

• A free-user friendly host that has a large storage capacity (ideally 5GB+) and allows adult content/advertising.
• A paid hosting solution that allows a free trial, a genuine one, as many are extremely difficult to wiggle out from.
• Anything else you think might work. I just want a cheap site using a custom domain that can do SEO, as promoting my sites on Nibblebit (an awesome free adult host btw) is too difficult without search engines.

I don't want to plug my little sites here but if the description of them isn't enough I can PM links or post them here.