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just__elisha

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Classic reddit globals know every smoke and Cs pros are an embarrassment to every 800 IQ redditor who is a successful mm igl and captain of the community dodge ball team. Oh, how I pity the shameless "leaders" of professional teams that do not properly discipline their likewise professional underlings. If only recruiters would peruse reddit threads, maybe they would find the real talents of the Cs scene: 30 year old men that cannot average higher than 6 rws, but only because they are contributing a superior, immeasurable effort by manipulating their teammates like a rough set of chess pieces on a board the likes of which a peanut-brained peasant like Karrigan has never seen. Forget aim, ethic, positioning, experience, and movement; reddit geniuses can throw smokes that would take the pro scene by storm! There's no way a pro player would simply spam the smoke at the points a player is most likely to be, after all smokes are impassable walls of a separate dimension where true counter strike intellectuals reside. /s for fucktards, pros are pros for a reason. Everyone is prone to criticism, but at least keep your own standing in mind. To everyone criticizing Kio and faze, they are pros at the highest level and you are (most likely) an armchair warrior. They are not winning games just by retarding around and clicking on people. Just like every other top level team, they have a system and its working right now. Kio looking up smokes for a specific section of nuke does not mean he is a bumbling, unprepared idiot. Ffs, depending on your position you can just lob those outside smokes (of course its unlikely a pro team would do that since its risky and awkward). TL;DR: Relax, he probably knows what he's doing with or without your shitty YouTube smokes.

Posted Jun 17, 2017, 10:30 AM UTC

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