The waffle iron tuns everyone stupid.

I think my waffle iron is cursed or something, because the moment anybody gets near it they become babbling idiots.

The thing has 3 steps and they're all in bright colorful pictures right on the front of the batter dispenser.

1. Full the cup up
2. Pour it on the iron
3. Turn it over

Step 3 is the complicated one, I don't mind helping people if they ask but people just stare at the damn thing while it beeps at an annoyingly high volume every second. How can something so easy be so complicated!