[f4A] - Horny little girl decides to try swinging

You and your wife/husband post on a Swingers message board sometimes. You've had fun with singles and couples in the past, but of course the hardest thing to find is a "unicorn" - a bisexual single woman interested in a threesome with a married couple in their 30s. Then one day, this shows up in your inbox:

Hello u/AdventurousCouple,

I saw your recent post saying that you were looking for a "unicorn" to join the two of you for a threesome. I would really, really like to do that. The thing is...well, I'm not exactly the sort of girl you're looking for. I know you said you're open to any age even though you're in your 30s, but still...I have a feeling you didn't quite mean that.

I'm ten years old.

So. Um. Assuming you didn't immediately delete this email when you read that... Yes. I'm serious.

I know the chances that you or any other couple I message would actually say yes to this are almost zero, but I gotta try. I am...uh..."mildly" obsessed with sex. Have been for a couple of years. I read a lot of erotica and watch a lot of porn. I masturbate at least a couple of times a day. Last summer at camp I sucked off one of the counselors on the last night but I haven't done much else. I really really want to lose my virginity, but I don't want to do anything with boys my age or clumsy, selfish high school guys, so...

The idea of having my first time be with a grown-up couple is just so perfect. Well, perfect in my mind; I know that realistically I'm unlikely to find a couple willing to have me join them and fuck me together. Even if it weren't super-illegal, I still have a ten-year-old body with no tits and a small pussy :-/ But hey, a girl has to dream, right?

Anyways...I feel silly putting this out there because of course you're going to just ignore and delete this. But, my grandma lives in your town, and my family is coming to visit for two weeks next month. I'd really like to meet the two of you and...

<3 <3 <3 Molly

To be honest, I'm not 100% sure what I'm looking for with this. It's just a fantasy that's gotten a little sticky in my mind, so I had to explore it a little. I don't know a ton about AdventurousCouple, but I know for sure that neither of them are (yet) into little girls. I figure before they respond to me it'd be an awkward "WHAT?!" "Oh my god." "This is crazy." "What would we even SAY to that?!" "Uh, NO." "Well, sure, OBVIOUSLY. I mean, like...should we give her any advice?" "I have no idea. What would we say?" "EXACTLY THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!"

Or something like that.

Anyways, if you have any ideas about how things might go, send me a message. I'd be open to getting a letter back from "them" (you) or maybe roleplaying that conversation between husband and wife with you, or...well, I don't know :P