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Yesterday was one of the most important days of my life. Here's why. In the morning, there wasn't a single person alive. I was just an amoeba. By noon, there were at least 6 other humans. AT LEAST.

Then, it all fell apart. At around 6 pm, the trains had started appearing. The first one made its usual 'chooing' sound, but the next 5 spoke in tongues.

"All hail Peter Pan," said one train, frothing at the mouth. "Chew chew," said the first train, trying to masticate an entire roll of that gum that comes rolled up in 6-foot-long spirals but wasn't that good, but was just novel enough to sell.

Gordon Ramsay strongly disliked that gum. It was bland, and just by mentioning it you have summoned him.

"It's bland," said Gordon Ramsay. "Don't ever summon me again."

The train station was infinitely far away, like the horizon if you chased it. All 5 trains - the first one, the strong one, the Ramsay one, and the retarded one in the back - all desperately tried to do so. But I guess they're no more different than us humans, huh?