Johnny's mother stops to watch her son read the Bible to their cat.

"Isn't that sweet?" She says. But an hour later, she hears a terrible racket. Running out the door, she finds Johnny stuffing the cat into a bucket of water. "Johnny what are you doing?" "I'm baptising Muffin," he replies. "But cats don't like to be in the water." "Well then, he shouldn't have joined my church."