WIPE PUBLIC TOILET SEATS!

Dear people with penises,

Wipe the toilet seat if you're using a public, unisex toilet! I have a bladder condition and I'm tired of having to make the decision of:

Do I risk pissing myself to wipe the seat or do I sit in a puddle of a stranger's piss.

It's a shitty decision to have to make and it's YOUR FAULT!

WIPE THE FUCKING TOILET SEAT YOU ABSOLUTE COCKWOMBLES!