That boozy smell

I've smelled booze on people's breath. But somehow, over my (unfortunately) long drinking life, I've never noticed somebody with that disgusting boozy smell just emanating from their pores. You know the smell.

I think I just missed it because if there were other people drinking, I was always a ringleader. I was leaking that boozy odor, and I was too drunk to notice it on other people.

I also remember thinking, "drinking makes me attractive." Funny one.

I'll enjoy not reeking of booze with you guys today!