A jet-cooling post: Your update likely won't arrive until August 8th

Whatever the update contains, I suspect the most likely release window will be to celebrate the game's one year anniversary.

The one glimmer of hope for we who are impatient? This same logic might apply to the game's original release date, June 21st instead, which would put it in our greedy hands this Tuesday, June 20th.

But cool your jets — I doubt it.