osu! WAR IN TOP 5 IS A CONSPIRACY!!!

WARNING! THE FOLLOWING CONTENT CONTAINS SENSITIVE INFORMATION THAT CAN LEAD TO YOUR ELIMINATION(ban, account lock, mute, restriction)! READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Alright duch here, today i would like to reveal one of the BIGGEST, if not the biggest, LIES in osu! history! Read quickly and make a copy before mods remove this thread. 1st, lets make some real facts, they will help us with the truth later on.

1 month ago (may 2017) a player by the name Piggey went ham and set a lot of HDDT scores. Happystick doing improvement month. Cookiezi exposed to be in Korea. Angelsim going to Japan for a week or so. filsdelama setting DT and HDHRDT and taking 4th place. Rafis taking back 4th and 3rd place. Angelsim joining the race.

These are most important FACTS and now its time for the WHOLE BEHIND THE SCENES story!!!!!

Around May 2017 Piggey started to set a huge amount of HDDT pp plays and shooting him to top 10 on performance leaderboard. He uses skin very similar to Rafis' and his playstyle is also very similar, thus people started to meme that PIGGEY IS RAFIS ON ANOTHER ALT. But rafis was not playing very much around that time right? I think its part of the CONSPIRACY! Rafis not to put much attention on himself, decided to TRAIN ON ANOTHER ACCOUNT in secret, while acting like he is bad on his main account!! But why? It's all to pull away cookiezi's attention from his RAFIS account and to do that he decide to PLAY ALONG the meme. Proof? https://twitter.com/cristovo017/status/857611914846851072 https://twitter.com/rafisosu/status/859022340117725184

While piggey (or rafis in disguise) was training/farming happystick was doing improvement month, a great way to make rafis EVEN BETTER.

Now this is the part where the REAL CONSPIRACY starts. Rafis' whole motive was to get back number 1 from cookiezi all along, he was SICK of staying as the number 4 guy, so he got some help to BRING DOWN cookiezi. To do that, he got the help of ANGELSIM. Together they devised a plan. Cut cookiezi off of his access to osu! and farm himself back number 1. To do that, all they had to do was sent cookiezi BACK TO KOREA for some time, like in those osu youtube memes... and they did ( https://www.reddit.com/r/osugame/comments/6fbvwt/korea/ ). But thats not really enough time for Rafis to overtake cookiezi, so Angelsim took the risk of breaking in cookiezi's house and tampering with his equipment. (THAT WOULD EXPLAIN WHAT ANGELSIM WAS DOING IN JAPAN) Little did Angelsim know that cookiezi took his equipment BACK with him and thus he had to return early to KOREA. To temporarily stop cookiezi, angelsim took down Bancho server untill he got back home(THAT EXPLAIN WHY THE SERVER WAS SO GARBAGE). When he got home, he decided to do something even more despicable to stop cookiezi, steal cookiezi's pen!!!!! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/283608353526120448/328169867746476032/image.png

BTW angelsim does nothing for free, his payment was PART OF RAFIS' HRHDDT SKILLS, that would explain why angelsim suddenly got that kuchizuke diamond GOD ACC 3mod play, almost got close call 3mod AND all those 3mods 700 pp fc's

Back to the main plot, everything was ready, all thats needed now was some kind of fuse, a reason for RAFIS TO START FARMING(he cant just suddenly go godmode farm), so he called filsdelama (number 5 on leaderboard) to snipe him. And so he did, on 25.6.2017 filsdelama sniped rafis and the PP FARM STARTED. But angelsim was greedy, he didnt want to fall down on the leaderboard any further, he also wanted pp and so he joined the great pp war of 2017!

Will Rafis' evil plan succed or will angelsim continue backstabbing rafis? Maybe cookiezi's pen order come in time and he will stop the war? Who knows...only time will tell

Thanks for reading this boring shower thought story that took 1 hour to write :P