A woman is out of town on business

and decides to head down to the hotel bar for a quick drink on her first night there. She sees the bar isn't all that crowded and easily finds an open seat.

She grabs a menu and the only other guy sitting at the bar moves over next to her. He reeks of booze. He says to her, "I wanna tell you a secret. This bar has magic beer. Drink it and it'll make you fly." She moved away from the guy but he followed and kept talking about this "magic beer."

Well she was pretty intent on getting a drink and remembered a bar she saw on the drive in about a block away so she walks there. She sits down at a table and begins looking at a drink menu. A couple minutes pass and she overhears some guys talking about how they just saw some guy flying around the hotel bar up the street.

Now she's curious. She leaves this bar and heads back. Sure enough, there's the drunk guy flying around like a bird. She get's ecstatic and runs to the bar tender and says, "I'll have whatever HE had!"

The bartender hands her a beer and she pounds it in 30 seconds. She takes the elevator to the rooftop patio on the 30th floor, steps over the ledge and falls to her death.

A crowd quickly gathers where she hit the ground. The scene is horrific. The bartender turns to the flying patron and says, "you know, Superman, you're kind of an asshole.