LPT: When your kids are out of school for summer vacation make sure to do all your grocery shopping between 12-1pm and bring them along!

This way everyone on their lunch break gets to stand in line an extra 10 minutes listening to you repeat empty threats of you putting their cookies back repeatedly to all 5 of your lovely little cherubs if they don't stop doing whatever the fuck their doing.

Bonus points for sending at least one kid to find the randomly difficult to find item you forgot as your items are being rung up.