The dangrous Situation i ever was in

As Airborn trooper in the German army my Parasute dont oben the second one 50m before my dead and the fucking Air has blow me After this in the River Reihn Who was fucking 5 km away i get away with a dislocatet shoulder (Very Lucky for a freaking 500 m fall) And my Squadleader has make Jokes about this like "The Loreley realy wanted you in her!" My answer was to stand on his shoulders at the opstacel cours to provite Cover to my Comrades with the Full 35 kg equipment and my hole 80 kg body and a 12 kg MG 3 he didnt get away this easy 😈😈😈😈