My dad has been trying to grow frozen hispanics for a year, today he succeeded, look how proud he is.
Posted Jul 4, 2017, 1:33 PM UTC
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Most people don't know that hispanics grow best in semi-arrid temperate zones. They require daily watering but do not do well with excessive watering or in loamy soil. The average Hispanic can grow up to 4'10".
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once harvested you can increase the freshness by freezing them
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Just make sure you don't fence in hispanics, really changes their growth.
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What if we build a wall instead?
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A wall is fine but you've gotta make your neighbor pay for it.
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For even better results pour 2 to 3 shots of tequila on your Hispanic every night
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The amount of effort put into staging this photograph only for him to not bother putting shoes on is incredible!
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Didn't even bother with the bottom half of his body!
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Story of my sex life
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Im at work and this photo made me lol. Thanks Reddit for getting me by at work.
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This will make front page.
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here before front page
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It is glorious.
Prediction. This concept will be three memes deep (memes within memes) within a week.
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With a forecast of repost of 100%
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cool, let me know if it does.
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It didn't, thankfully.
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That's coming in juan-derfully
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This will get gold.
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Do people often confuse you for a grill?
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I think he just wants pictures of sausages, ribs, and other delicious meat products PMed to him.
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I almost put some Porterhouse cuts of steak on his post until I saw..They were not a grill.
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People often confuse me for things other than human
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yay
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Cool beans.
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I;m thinking about thos cool Beans
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The amount of effort put into staging this photograph only for him to not bother putting shoes on is incredible!
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That time context made all the difference...
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Spicy.
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He finally grew something he could be proud of.
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Can't wait for your dad to be holding his frozen Hispanic who is holding his tiny pineapple.
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We need to go deeper...
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Son : Dad, I some need help on my essay.
Dad : Leave it to me, boy.
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Thousands sacrificed their lives to gain independence and live in a free nation. In honor, we have a man who grew a frozen Hispanic.
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I thank you for this.
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Awh, it doesn't even have any hair yet
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Look how proud *they are
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Goddammit, Reddit.
Seriously. Goddammit.
Edit: A word.
If "Goddammit" is seperate words: God damn it. But when you mush them all together, it morphs a double-m.
I don't make the rules, I just try to pay attention to them.
Damn it God.
NO God! Please, NO. God, NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
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