The truth about pleasureisland

It's time to come clean.

Last week I contacted pleasureisland about a job opportunity. He offered me the job of running the Reddit account and he said he was going to get paid weekly for it. Currently I am in uni and need extra cash so I accepted it. He first gave me a trial run, saying that if he noticed a change in sales/reputation I could keep the job. Over this small trial run I commented on numerous posts recommending pleasure and his products. I now realise this was probably false representation, but I wanted to keep my job. He did notice a change and allowed me to keep my job and after that, I believe I did a pretty good job replying to any inquiries that he got, this is when I became u/pleasureislandnew . You can notice the change as his comments and posts are not in broken English anymore.

Now today I decide to put up a post about his MDMA and ecstasy pills. Now there was a lot of negative comments on the thread so I tried my best to give a good professional answers, to be honest I don't know how strong this ecstasy pills really are, but pleasure told me that they were 180-200mg so I went by it. I was just fed information and I gave it back in a professional manner to this subreddit. Now here comes my fuck up. I'm in the middle of this battle with some guy and decide to continue it on my phone instead, so I open the notification I got and came up with a good reply, only 30 seconds later realising I had made it on my personal account. Now I'm thinking I'm fucked so I start making up excuses and make that guy think that it never happened. Little did I know that he took screenshots of the fucking thing and now he's made a post and it's on the frontpage and I'm fucked, yet I'm still trying to make this seem like it was some sort of mad fuckin coincidence but now I realise there's no point lying anymore, that I've probably been sacked already.

I'd just like to say that this has nothing to do with the actual pleasure it was all my fault, so don't take out on him, as for the under dosed eccies, you can take that out on him all you want but keep in mind that it's still me running his Reddit account right now, so there might be a chance that I've kept my job. Sorry for any misunderstandings I've caused.