37 [M4F] For some weird shit

me from Friday. rated pg13

I'm not looking for sex. I get that from tinder like a normal person.

This is an ad for not-sex. Weird shit that scratches a different kind of itch.

I've done all of these before. Happy to guide newbies through. If you're very young I'm going to ask you to prove that you're at least 18 by meeting at a bar. But I don't want to know who you are and I'm not going to chase you.

Let's get to it.

• Pg13 massage. This is a real massage and I've gotten quite good at it. I have a thigh move that forces blood into your lady parts. Some have asked for sex during this and I enjoy saying no.

• Spanking in my car. It's not the gentle pat your high school boyfriend gave before asking if you're ok. It'll be in my modem German SUV. No contact between us other than what is strictly required for me to pull your pants down just enough and do the thing.

• Tie you up on the bed while I fuck someone else. You won't even be able to touch yourself. We're certainly not going to do it. I do plan to look you in the eye while I describe how good she feels. My eyes are green.

• Read your favorite Literotica out loud. I'll try to prevent you from being able to.

• Just watch each other.

Repeats are welcome. As a rule I don't contact women again afterwards to respect the context of this invitation. But if you remember meeting me before or would like multiple encounters, that's entirely up to you.

Thanks for reading!