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I have been awoken from my slumber with the news that Fenwick has fallen. While that is terrible and all, matters of real importance must be considered. The secret pizza formula is stored there for my multi-million db enterprise Whitecrust Pizzeria, which I own a 60% share in. As I cannot allow the evil Northerners to have FREE pizza. I have decided to dispatch my elite task-force of personal commandos. Rhonor and Sep will lead the assault deep behind enemy lines and retrieve the recipe from the Fenwick resistance, and deliver it back to my personal estate.

Posted Jul 16, 2017, 9:45 PM UTC

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