Need help. Thinking about taking the plunge.

I would like some direction here. I am not happy in my current life, I lack a faith and am borderline atheist. I'm sad at my situation. I have little to no friends and want some badly. I have no girlfriend and truly want one.

This is where the Mormons come in. They are always so happy. The woman are hot and probably would be great homemakers(I want a homemaker wife but whole-heartedly believe anyone, regardless of gender should follow their own career aspirations).

I know mormonism is a cult and should be stayed away from but I'm tired of living my meager life. I want to take the drugs so to speak and pretend that all that poppycock means something to me.

I need help finding an alternative. Can anyone talk me out of this?

Any former Mormons can explain to me how there were judged for being mormon while still practicing. I just don't know I need some direction in my life.

Thank You.