If skiing was a winter olympic sport, who would sponsor it and what would the outfits be like?

The theme tune for the TV coverage would either be "There's no business like snow business" or "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas" depending on the time of year.

Thinking the outfits would be streamlined lycra like in cycling, so as to minimize the aerodynamic turbulence as you assume the precise squat position down on the hot plate.

Probably a full-face mask to avoid losing fifty points and an immediate disqualification for the dreaded 'Cough-Back Splutter Foul' where the powder goes everywhere.

Optional integrated carbon fiber dual snorting pipes fixed to the nasal intake sockets, with chrome-anodized teflon non-stick coating for world-class insufflation.

One possibility for the junior competitors would be the spring-loaded spinal waistcoat, to quickly and automatically pull your head back after executing the first play of the game.

All-purpose drip catchers are banned after their controversial use by the top-ranked team Peruvian Athletic in the 1997 world nose-offs.