Freshman are dumb as fuck

Some kid that's like a 16 year old freshman asks me if I can get him an ID, he says he has one but it only works at gas stations and Kroger and he wants to go to liquor stores. Look at this shit the font, the signature, the lamination going over the edge. He paid $60 for this shit... people dumb as fuck imma charge him $150 for a $35 ID now