"Albania, the ___". How would you fill the blank?

Hi everyone! This is part of a reddit-wide query I'm doing for absolutely no reason other than curiosity. Still, I ask you to answer in a way that is as representive of your country as possible. (Example: USA, the land of the free.)

I may eventually take the answer I like the most and turn it into art in r/Polandballart.

Now, since I know there are going to be joke answers, I'm going to make a little rule: for every joke answer you make, leave another serious answer.

Thank you all!