TIFU by vooping Hex by GSV

Okay, lemme first state that [[hex]] by golden state vapor is fucking phenomenal. Tastes like a slightly sour, very sweet, tangy watermelon candy. Almost tastes like sour patch watermelons, but less sour. Hex is not to blame. I can literally vape a whole 120mL of it without switching flavors. I've gone through over 300mL of it and that number is sure to go up. I highly recommend it to pretty much everybody. 5/5

However when I grabbed the "free" 30ml that came in the mail today and headed out to the gym, I didn't know that it was going to be my downfall. I had to use the restroom while I was out because exercise can get your digestive system moving along the Cleveland browns weren't gonna take themselves to the super bowl.

As I'm doing my business I notice it's time to fill my tank so I reach for shiny new bottle of hex and attempt to fill my tank. I can not stress I absolutely did not squeeze this bottle harder than normal. The tip of the bottle came off almost immediately and ~15ml exploded all over my mod, hand, and shorts (inside and out... you know, because they were around my ankles) before I was able to realize what was happening and turn the bottle right side up.

Now my ass is asleep and my feet are numb because I'm waiting on my sister to bring me a change of clothes. I had a date And can't show up with a bunch of mysterious stains on my crotch.

Anyways, I'm not asking for anything from golden state, the bottle which caused this was "free" after all (included with 120ml). This is just a PSA to encourage all of you to take a second to ensure your unicorn bottles are extra tight before you squeeze them. Hope you enjoyed my story