I had a Dream where Ethan and Hila were Opening up Their New Restaurant with the Cast of Seinfeld
Somewhere between 5:00 AM and 9:00 AM on 7/21/2017, (and yes, I'm watching the podcast rn) I had the meme dream of my life.
I walked in and was greeted by Hila at the wide bar table/cash register. The ceilings were maybe a bit higher than your average restaurant today. It was daytime, and a few people were eating. The seating area formed an L shape where the bar table would be positioned in the bottom left of a normal L. There was maybe ten four-seating tables. I don't quite remember what I said to Hila, but I think it was small talk about how the new opening was going. After talking to Hila, I realized Ethan was in the restaurant, as well. He was blocking the entrance to the restaurant, from the inside. He had his neck fupa out and his patented, voluptuous fupa, protruding, covered up by a shirt, of course. This wasn't a wet dream. When people walked into the restaurant, Ethan positioned himself in the most awkward place possible, inches away from the newcomers. After I evaluated that in this alternate reality Ethan actually was Hila's mentally challenged brother, I decided to go to the back of the restaurant, for some reason. Once there, I noticed a door. A few seconds after I acknowledged that this door existed, it opened. None other than, the god himself, George Costanza, played by Jason Alexander on Seinfeld, appeared.
At this point in the dream, parts seem to being missing, and now it's nighttime. A few goofs and gaughs later, (maybe a couple of spoofs) THE Jerry Seinfeld comes out of the same door that George Costanza came out of. At this point, the goofs and gaughs are on a whole other LEVEL.
Sadly, this was the end of the gaughs. It ended with Jerry Seinfeld's face, among many others, in the restaurant of memes.
Papa Bless. (even if Ethan and Hila don't like Papa Johns anymore, the "Papa Bless" will never die)
Posted Jul 21, 2017, 10:16 PM UTC