Parents who think getting a tattoo is more of a commitment than having kids

When I see parents harassing other adults that want tattoos, but pester them about having babies is so contradicting for the reasons they state!

"What happens when you get older and don't like it anymore?" "It will be hard to get a good job!" "You should spend a lot more time thinking about this life long, body altering decision..." "The decision is irreversible..."

Or my personal favorite:

"Aren't you worried what you will look like when you are older?"

1. What if I don't like my kid as it gets older? 2) If I have kid it WILL be hard to get a job 3) Because the horrible body deformation that kids result in won't be noticeable when I am old? I'll get saggy whether or not I have ink on me. 4) Having kids is irreversible and ink on my shoulder does not talk back...

But Oh! You should have kids no matter your life situation! Have two, or three! Why stop there?