walmart dream

had a dream i was a cashier @ walmart and these 2 underage bitches come in my line. i def knew they were underage they just looked young and only had 1 beer with them trying to buy.

they were being sketchy tho had wanted to buy the beer separate with a prepaid debit card. so they paid for their stuff first then walked away and came back and wanted to buy the beer. i was like let me see some id's i just wanted to see what they had

and 1 bitch had a ohio temp license card that said age: 20 years old and da other bitch had a real ohio license but i didn't even bother looking at her age. after the bitch put the beer on the line too she actually opened it and chugged some like wtf lol

i said i ain't serving u and this white 30 year old bearded virgin was sticking up for them saying it is just a beer but i was like i don't wanna lose my job and get the store in trouble

then this black dude and his wife in the back of the line chipped in and stuck up for me .

also another quick random story i went to the bar last thursday and this girl tried using a idgod ohio old license and the bouncer knew it was fake but he asked her friends to see their id's and they had instate ones cuz they were 21+ and after the bouncer saw that he was like yup get out of the line and da poor bitch walked so fast away all the way down the street LOL her friend had to chase her

when i got to the bouncer i was like i saw u snatch that fake id and he was like yeah it was shit and i'm like yeah i used to use 1 of those before (lol i am 21 y.o. now)

tldr : dont try and buy alc if your license says 20 on it lol and also if you go out with friends to a bar with a fake id whether ur friends are O21 or U21 , don't stand in fucking line with them, look like a loser and "go by yourself" stand away from your friends in line so it looks like you actually are from out of state and dunno any1 and just trynna have a good time :)