r/newsbotbot•9 yr. ago-en-@TheOnion: Centers For Disease Contraction Urges Americans To Suck Doorknob https://t.co/ZfV0msp642 https://t.co/V4nkkQNcSftwitter.com/TheOnion/status/892030365547855872twitter.comPosted Jul 31, 2017, 2:35 PM UTC10Share