I left my phone and house keys in my other pants.

I haven't been hardcore locked-out of my own house like this since I was little. Wore shorts yesterday because of the nice weather. In this morning's kerfluffle, getting the kids out the door and off to daycare, I realized that left my phone and house keys in my shorts. Wife had already left for the day, leaving me locked out and phoneless. Now I'm stuck at work until my wife gets the kids and gets home. =/