Need one liners for my stoner character.

I'm going to be playing a druid in our next d&d campaign who's just your stereotypical stoner. Give me some funny puns/one liners that I can just put on sheet to have at the ready while I'm at the table.

I'm not very witty, but my character is.

Edit: Malaketh has low intelligence and high wisdom scores which I'm basically playing off as like, he's really wise from living alone, having to learn how to survive on his own, stuff like that, but he can't really remember specifics of anything cause of the ridiculous amounts of dank ass wizard weed he's always smoking out of his magical pioe.