White Wash

2 black guys are walking down the street. One has 98 cents, another has a dollar. They see a sign outside of a place called "White Wash" that says for 99 cents, they'll turn you white. So the guy with the dollar says, "I'll go in first, then give you the leftover penny so you can get it." The second guy agrees, and the man with the dollar goes in. He comes back out a few minutes later, and looks amazingly, blindingly white. The second guy says, "Wow man that looks great! Give me the penny so I can go in too!" His friend looks at him and says, "Get a job, nigger."