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bubmox22

I feel like this needs to be said here

I see people here every day saying things like "if I go to the bathroom...", "should I buy something?" "will this work?"

if you are asking those questions do not lift.

if you're going to go ahead an steal something anyway, listen. don't alter anything I say. don't add anything unnecessary. adding unnecessary things to the equation makes more problems and more chances to fuck up. I've explained my methods before but reading this sub every day I keep seeing fucking Legos and stupid questions so I guess it's time to educate these kids out here wanting records for themselves.

PREP - Confidence. A lot of confidence. Other than that you need a Wal Mart bag from a previous trip. A receipt would be good too. Keep the bag in your pants line and the receipt in wallet. Dress casual, and I mean Caucasian casual. Clean yourself up. No sagging. Dress for the weather.

THEFT - park wherever. if it's an electronic you're gonna steal and you want to be extra careful, park away and walk. As soon as you're in the store, grab a cart. relax your shoulders, put a half smile on your face and act normal. Go to the food section and shop. LP won't be tailing you at this point at all. There are hardly any cameras in food and you haven't done anything suspicious so don't trip. Once your cart has a good amount of food, zoom over to the thing you want to steal. If you look at my post history, usually it's Bluetooth speakers for me. Find the one you want and put it in the cart, make sure you're acting like you're shopping. Compare and contrast items. Nobody just puts a 120 dollar speaker in their cart and moves along. If it's spider wrapped, this is where things get challenging. I have some dumb luck sliding them off sometimes, but I don't carry an S3 key for legal reasons when lifting. If you can slide it off, find a new item or get ballsy enough for a key. Try the items behind the item in front to see if the wrap on them is any looser. If the item is in a box and the spider wrap is so tight that the box itself is damaged from the wrapping then good luck. Spider wrap can be tough to get through without the key but a blind spot and a few minutes jiggling with it and you're golden. As for blind spots, I have luck in the auto parts and the kitchen sections. Food has long aisles usually packed with people. Once you're in the blind spot, grab that shopping bag and put the item inside. Determine which exit is the closest to you. I've walked out of every exit that wasn't an emergency exit at Wal Mart including AUTO and garden. Just act normal. Shoulders relaxed. Pull that receipt out and put it in your mouth. Pull your cell out and pretend like you're on it. Walk out of any section.

CONCLUSION: that is literally it. if for some reason you drew attention to yourself and got stopped on your way out, put the bag down and sprint out of the store. no matter what. you will not get in trouble. nothing will happen. just run. my post history is a fraction of what I get from this method. if you want bigger things like cases of water or beer just do this exact same thing but walk out with the cart. Steal a bag of chips and put it in the Wal Mart bag next to the case of water and push the cart out. Looks just like you bought it all. You guys are so worried about eyes on your and suspicious activity. Don't act suspicious and you won't be watched like you are. You have to put yourself in everyone around you shoes: they don't care about you and you don't care about them. They will glance at you and you'll make awkward eye contact but you're only noticing it all because you're stealing. if you were doing all this legit you wouldn't notice any of these things. remember: until you bag and go, you're not doing ANYTHING wrong. good luck and stop making this lifting thing so much harder than it needs to be. the point is to be a ghost.

Posted Jul 31, 2017, 3:20 PM UTC

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