Bizarre Dream

Alright, so here's a really weird dream I had last night. So it begins with me being conscious while being born, no big deal. Then suddenly my dad ceases to exist, and my stepdad is no other than Tommy Wiseau. (This apparently happens when i'm 10 or something.) So basically Tommy Wiseau is a dick in this dream, but still a pretty nice guy until I apparently drive him over the edge. How? Well, in this dream, I kill people in the hood with strange objects and turn their carcasses into bananas.

Anyways, my first victim is claimed by a gigantic 18 truck wheel I picked up and smashed him with. Second victim is felled by a trash can filled with trash. Third victim is felled with a salt block.

So finally, I guess this is like after 7 years with Tommy Wisaeu as my stepdad, I've built up a venerable collection of never rotting banana bunches created from the corpses of my foes. Some of them I've even planted into trees which produced banana bunches quickly. I get into an argument with Tommy, then I go into my room and can suddenly see my house like an isometric game. Tommy snaps after we argued, picking up a pistol, cocking it, then shooting the vase which explodes into flames. He goes into my mom's room, shoots her, and my fake brother, then as he's coming to my room, I bumrush him with a brick, bash him, then he shoots me as we both fall.

I literally get back up, regenerated from my wounds like a T-1000, then proceeded to punch his face into a putty. Afterwards, I get interviewed by a reporter chick who later gets killed by smoothies, then become a rich, asshole banana mogul who gets exposed for the early bananas were corpses somehow. Afterwhich, I wake up in a room with several scenarios, and in the dream I pick the prison guard scenario.

I wake up in a gigantic prison tower, probably around 8,000 feet up, all futuristic armed with turrets, and there's no way of getting down without jumping off. So it's neat for the first several dream days, as I go through several channels of video feed, when I notice something curious. So I jump off the tower, stopping on several platforms until I reach the ground. Suddenly, I meet the Master from Doctor Who, and we team up as I'm suddenly a time lord.

We go next to the sewer, when Mondasian Cybermen and regular Cybermen start marching out of the sewer pipe. We're chased in the water, they start swimming, then the Master mind rapes them with his sonic screw-driver. As soon as we get onto shore, I get the stunning revelation that the futuristic prison was a WW2 era Nazi prison-camp thing. I soon wake up at 4:14 AM. Pretty neat, if I say so myself.