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karmavorous•

God, this is so fucking true.

And even when you tell them Nah, man, I've heard it all before, I've read Mises, I've watched the youtube videos, they always think they've got some different spin on it that will win you over.

Has it ever occurred to you that maybe the best way to build a socialist society would be an enclave inside a libertarian capitalist society?

or

If you're against war, the best way to end war would be to get rid of the Government and its ability to wage war. Without government there can't be any war!

It helps me understand how lesbians feel when they get hit on by hetero male pickup artists.

I know you say you aren't into penises, but you've haven't even seen my penis yet!

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LRonPaul2012•

A better comparison is Amway. Which isn't surprising, given the massive overlap between libertarianism and pyramid schemes.

http://www.libertynetworkers.com/

They're convinced that they have a surefire sales pitch that's sure to take the nation by storm as soon as they tell their friends about it. And it never dawns on them that the movement has been around for the past 50 years, and the real reason no one uses these products is because they suck.

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as-well•

This is comedy gold. From their MLM critics section:

And what about the charge that poor people get in, can't recruit anyone, never make money and just get stuck with products?

Ha. Well, that was one of the things we liked about Isagenix. A poor person can buy a milkshake from a fast food restaurant and get fat, or they can buy a protein shake from Isagenix, flush their body with vitamins and nutrients and lose weight. They will spend that money anyway.

And that's why we are here. To help them learn how to recruit. To speak up for them with their prospects. No one should have to do this alone. Poor people need to stop waiting for government to give them money and go after it themselves.

"Hello poor people we'd like you primarily to buy our shitty product which will TOTALLY make you less fat because we know all you poor people are fat, and we'd like to earn money by selling you stupid shit that you really can't afford but like to buy anyway. GIVE ME THAT FOOD STAMP MONEY"

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LRonPaul2012•

Apparently he's under the impression that poor people spend 10-20% of their income on fast food milk shakes.

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Punkwasher•

I do not think it's advisable to fuck with Mara Wilson...

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TrackerChick25•

Not without consent, certainly.

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parhame95•

I've seen what she did to the critic, she is one cold hearted lady.

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BoozeoisPig•

Apparently Ben Shapiro is Mara Wilson's cousin, I feel so bad for her.

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morenfin•

Those other Christians/Libertarians/Conservatives weren't true Scottsmen. You just have to read this material and of course you'll agree with me!

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elsbot•

Unions are a silly idea imo. Companies should do whatever is most profitable, with or without unions. The only thing unions can do is convince treating workers better is more profitable, so their a glorified marketing agency....

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Hulkkicker30•

I particularly enjoyed the "I don't get the libertarian socialists" well maybe read a book or something that may help, instead of using the typical american position on these words.

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