Prohibited Items

Ugly faces riddled with disease.

Pointy, weaponised elbows and knees.

Gone off cheese,

Though it may be delicious,

Could be used for intentions malicious.

Please leave your pieces of chalk at the door,

We do not allow those in here anymore.

Not after the incident.

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Bonus poem:

My beating heart aches,

Not with love unrequited,

But with arteries spited,

From too many cakes.