I have existed for 13.8 billion years, but have just recently gotten my ass together.
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Posted Aug 10, 2017, 4:13 AM UTC
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What makes you think you didn't exist before 13.8 billion years? Do you think something came from nothing?
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Shit, then what if we are nothing?
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Something comes from something.
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Unless nothing is something...
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A =/= Not A
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And DAMN it thicc.
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I have existed for 13.8 billion years, AMA
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Not really. If you look very close there is a hole right between the cheeks of your ass. You're welcome.