Do you guys like watching Diners, Drive ins and Dives as much as me when stoned?

If I'm like ≥5 then watching all those delicious, mostly unhealthy foods being made and eaten is awesome. Sometimes I wait till I'm pretty shmacked and hungry and then watching those shows awakens a primal sexual desire Inside of me. Like my brain knows nothing other than lust for that food. Watching it being made is orgasmic, but watching some fucker like Fieri chow down and really enjoy some homemade yum makes me pop a brain(sometimes) boner. Id let him ride my supple, virgin brain with his meaty flavor stick all the way to flavor town itself

Posted Aug 14, 2017, 6:51 PM UTC

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