Juan, if you fell ill, what would you do?

Teacher: "Juan, if you fell ill, what would you do?"

Juan: "Go to bed."

Teacher: "But... before that?"

Juan: "I take the clothes off!"

Teacher: "Wouldn't you go to the doctor?"

Juan: "No, no doctor! Doctor killed my uncle in Madrid!"

Teacher: "Really?"

Juan: "Si! My uncle, he has pain in the chest, he go see doctor. Doctor say: 'It's all right!' Ten minutes later in the street my uncle: bght – Finito!"

Teacher: "Was it a heart-attack?"

Juan: "No. Motor-car!"

Teacher: "Well, you can hardly blame the doctor for that."

Juan: "Si! The doctor – he was driving the motor-car!"