[Everything] Eastwatch turned into a season

I think we can all agree that the pacing of this latest episode was much faster than usual. I've written out episode descriptions as if Eastwatch has been S7E1 through S7E8, leading to next weeks battle as E9. Enjoy.

E1 "Ashes of Battle" Daenerys confronts her enemies after a victory. Tyrion weighs a Queen's justice against power. Jaime and Bronn regroup after the battle. E2 "Ravens" Daenerys and Drogon find new trust in Jon Snow. Tyrion gets drunk on a ship with the Dothraki. Jaime and Bronn spar on the road to King's Landing. Bran sees the real enemy. E3 "The Ladies of Winterfell" Tyrion and Jon make plans to defend the North. Daenerys reunites with an old friend. Cersei hears news of the battle. Sansa and Arya discover how deep their differences go. E4 "Fermented Crabs" Tyrion has a much better companion for a small boat ride. Cersei and Jaime discuss their battle plans. Sam urges the Citadel to investigate his claims. E5 "The Last Stag" Tyrion meets with Cersei's advisor. Davos finds an old friend who has finally stopped rowing. Arya grows suspicious of Littlefinger. E6 "The Young Lion" Cersei confronts Jaime, and reveals the future of their house. Sam considers what's most important to him. Jon meets a new ally. E7 "The Queen's Words" While on the sea, Jon and his companions plan their attack. Arya discovers a traitor in her home. E8 "Eastwatch" The Companions add to their numbers at Eastwatch. Sam chooses the North, and Gilly makes a discovery. Jon ranges North one more time.