Do you ever get those random thoughts drifting off to sleep? Like the weirdest crap drifts into my mind

The other night I was drinking vodka in my furnished basement, and I guess that's where this thought came in:

If you soaked the rug in alcohol, sealed the windows and doors and put in those high power UV lights to dry out the rug and sat there while the rug dried/vaporized... Would you get drunk?