Penile Doppler Report (a little long)

Having needles stuck in your soldier is, shall we say, "exciting". Put another way, at 07:35 that shit'll wake ya up.

Test to my knowledge went fine. Started with an initial doppler on each side of the penis and groin prior to administration of the medicine (Trimix). After the big stick, waited 5 minutes and repeated the doppler, then 13 minutes and repeated the doppler again. I fully expected to have a hard on within 5 minutes and was disappointed I didn't have one at all by the end of the test. Still flaccid, but not all turtled up. I was beginning to think I was going to be in the 20% of men this treatment doesn't work for. I was wrong.

On the way out of the office I noticed a stirring down below and by the time we got to the car I was readjusting my clothes. Wife wants to eat. Breakfast sounds good. Where? Waffle House. Nearest? At the edge of a major university campus. Off we go. Been a while since I'd driven with a boner. Had no clue how far down memory lane I was about to go.

Get to said Waffle House and there they are, a room full of late teens early twenties hotties and me fumbling with my clothes trying to not look like an out of control teenager on his first trip to the city. Yes, my chosen shirt for the day was not long enough. Wife was having way too much fun at my expense, "What, didn't you realize you were going to leave the doctors office with a hard on?" "Well yes but..." I had no idea how well Trimix works. She finds a booth I go to the restroom to adjust.

I come out to find that I'm looking right at the spitting image of Brooke Sheilds in Blue Lagoon over my wife's shoulder. I look at my wife, glance at "Brooke" and sit down. And try to adjust. Wife grins. Trimix is working. We order, The waitress has an extra pleasing smile. I smile back. I glance toward "Brooke" she catches my glance and smiles, I look dead into my coffee cup and fidget in my seat, wife grins and says, "What's the matter?" I said, "My jeans are not helping this."

Food arrives, we begin to eat and the tension down below is just a bit to much at this point. I tell my wife I need to go readjust again, but I'm desperately trying to figure out how to stand up and not blast the room with a raging boner. Wife grins. Waitress smiles as she pours me more coffee. I am actively avoiding anything that resembles a look in "Brooke's" direction, turn sideways on the bench, stand and turn in one swift motion and head to the restroom to readjust. Thank God wife choose the last booth in the room and the restroom is beyond that. The Trimix is definitely working. Overtime. With exurberance. "Brooke" is looking out the window as I return, and I quickly slide into my bench, finish breakfast and go to the car. Wife grins. Waitress smiles. I"m still avoiding "Brooke"

We're not finished, got to go to the grocery store for one item. Fresh Ripe Tomato display is the first thing one see's on entering. This is not the item. Wife makes a beeline for it. Great. An older well dressed woman in there, I find her a couple nice feeling tomatoes too far back for her to reach, compliment her on her outfit (She loved that) and go find the item. Speckled Butter Beans. In the frozen vegetables. we make our find, get out and go home. Trimix is working. Wife is grinning. I ask if she'll relieve the agony. Not while the sun's up. (discussion for another time) Get in the door and shed clothes. OMG what a relief. Wife looks at me and grins. "He's cute" "No sweetheart, he's throbbing". Sure you don't want to resolve this? She goes to the bedroom and closes the door. I take it that means no. It's been 1.5 hours since administration at this point. Trimix is working. I sit down and read online for another 30 minutes and simply can't take it any more.

Instructions didn't say not too, I go resolve it. Oh God, relief. immediate reduction of swell. 45 minutes later all has returned to normal.

Trimix works. No ill side affects, no flushing, no heart racing, no hives, no bleeding at injection site, And one swollen dick I could break rocks with. Nice.

Next Monday I go back for injection instructions and a report on the doppler. I can tell them about that right now, after about 20 minutes on that dose my dick runs wide ass open and there is a storm coming. How do I know? My wife's grin.