I saw the Harry Potter bus

So I was smoking at a park in my neighborhood with some buddies of mine one night with my back facing a somewhat busy street. After we'd been smoking for a while, I heard an incredibly loud roar from behind me. My extremely blazed head quickly snapped around and looked at the street. There, cruising down the road, was a giant monster glowing blue and yellow. Holy fucking shit this thing was huge.

But being the level headed young man I am, I quickly realized that of course it could not be a monster, because monsters don't exist - I was just stoned out of my mind. I realized that it was rather, in fact, the invisible double decker bus from one of the Harry Potter movies. Yes, this was my next logical conclusion. An invisible magical bus from Harry fucking Potter.

It was a bus. Fuck I was high.