"Burn it!" Or, How this subreddit has ruined me as a human being and made me begin shouting out seemingly random things in public....

So at work today, I work in a kitchen...and someone was putting together a squeeze bottle. Our bottles have tops and bottoms (apparently not a pun to the outside world by the way but okay) so they're putting together their bottles and whatever and I hear (as I'm barely even paying attention) "Why aren't there any bottoms here?" To which the only proper response is "They're all bottoms" ....oh boy. This is not the first and won't be the last. This frigging place has broken me. Anybody else have similar fun or embarrassing stories?