TDS diagnostic complaints

"My malwarebytes is missing, it was there before I brought it in last month and now I can't find it, I wouldn't know how to uninstall it"

??? ((What do you want me to do about it?)) "Uhh, I can tell you our diagnostic doesn't uninstall any programs, but if you'd like, please feel free to bring it in some time, I can verify that your program is still uninstalled, perhaps the icon is just missing?"

The true apex of shitposting customers is when they complain about free services.

Like real talk, guy, if I don't see your program there I'mma hand you a copy of the waiver you signed, highlight the policy regarding the two-week return, highlight the data backup portion, highlight the limitation of liability, give you go-depot and ask you to leave.

Good grief.